What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

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What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!