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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

What else?

You've walked out of wife

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!