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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

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How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.