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What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature