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What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.