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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

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What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"