What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Foreman Jokes More Foreman Jokes

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore.