What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh