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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Foreman Jokes More Foreman Jokes

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)