What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh