What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"