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Foreman Jokes

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Lung Jokes More Lung Jokes