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Foreman Jokes

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

Love

Love

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

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What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.