Foreman Jokes

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Lung Jokes More Lung Jokes

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it