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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Nature Jokes More Nature Jokes

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

Abhor Jokes More Abhor Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.