Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.