What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

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Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion