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What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

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What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice