What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.