What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.