No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Babies grow up and stop crying
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
They pilaf. I'll show my way out
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
They both die if you chop them
