What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

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Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas