What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.