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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond