What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.