Test tickles
You use test tickles
You give her a test-tickle.
Two test-tickles!
Give it two test-tickles!
Two test tickles.
Give them a test-tickle
Two test-tickles.
Two test tickles
Use your test tickles
Test-Tickle.
Two test tickles!
Give her a couple of test tickles...
You con-du-it!!!
Have someone throw it at you.
They take a gallop poll!
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
You've got a lot of potential, son.
Because they research everything.
A "booquet" of flower.
About 60 pounds.
Wohahaha! That was funny!
The constellation prize.
With your figure of speech
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
Because he wanted to...
JawaScript
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.