What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What do you call a factory that only makes good products?

A satisfactory