What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

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What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!