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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

Muslim Man Jokes More Muslim Man Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Chin Jokes More Chin Jokes

Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.