What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahaha

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.