What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.