What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles