What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac