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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.