Wohahaha! That was funny!
Removed
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
A coat hanger
It was a Riposte.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
He had no prior convictions.
Danke schon.
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!