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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

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Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is!

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

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Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.