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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

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What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is!

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

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How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!