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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

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What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is!

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

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Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Wetter Jokes More Wetter Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.