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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

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What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is!

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

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Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What is 74 to a blonde?

69 plus VAT

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear