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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is!

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

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Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

Gt simplistic 10 letters

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

What is 74 to a blonde?

69 plus VAT

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who was left?

Deleted

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?