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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!