Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!