What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Gas Money Jokes More Gas Money Jokes

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!