What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money