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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Gas Money Jokes More Gas Money Jokes

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money