What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money