What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money