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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."