What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.