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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Toot Jokes More Toot Jokes

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."