What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.