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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.