What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.