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Rake Jokes

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

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What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree