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What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

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What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?

Captain Squid!