What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)