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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.