What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.