What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!