What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

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What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.