What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!