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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.