What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Boa Constructor Jokes More Boa Constructor Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.