What kind of snake is good at building ...

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

Ele-font

Boa Constructor Jokes More Boa Constructor Jokes

What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.