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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor