What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Boa Constructor Jokes More Boa Constructor Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.