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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Dlc Jokes More Dlc Jokes

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out