March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Previous Random Joke Next
Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!