How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!