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How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.