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How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas