How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!