Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

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What's black and smells like Shiraz?

Tyrone Lannister

What smells funny?

Clown poo!

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Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner