Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

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What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her