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Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor.

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.