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Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River