Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.