Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Why did u shoot ur wife?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.