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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.