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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

Edit: nevermind...

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

Second Floor Jokes More Second Floor Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Hoarder Jokes More Hoarder Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.