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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Second Floor Jokes More Second Floor Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.

Hoarder Jokes More Hoarder Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.