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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

Hooter Jokes More Hooter Jokes

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters