Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.