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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters