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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters