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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

Hooter Jokes More Hooter Jokes

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters