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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Hooter Jokes More Hooter Jokes

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters