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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

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How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

Hooter Jokes More Hooter Jokes

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters