Because he took the stairs.
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
Hey! That's nacho cheese!
So he could make a clean getaway.
A flat minor.
CBA
Crabs on your organ
Divorce!
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
If it's black it won't give you any food
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
Because they are always up to something.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Because it's soda pressing.
Their mind
