Second Floor Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Hoarder Jokes More Hoarder Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.