Second Floor Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Hoarder Jokes More Hoarder Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress