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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

France Jokes More France Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)