Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
They turn off their Xbox.
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
They don't understand the concept of charging.
The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"
Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.
A Spaghetto.
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
Because he felt like IT
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.