Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.