Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

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What do you get when you're sick in Italy?

Pox Romana

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.