What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.