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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.