What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!