Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.