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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.