Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."