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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!