Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.