Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses