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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music