Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.