Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.