How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.