How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

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Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise