How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.