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How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred