Because 7 8 9 A.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Poutina.
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
They prefer a cat-alogue.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
Because 7 8 9 A