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What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

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What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice