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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Ray Rice Jokes More Ray Rice Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.