What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What's a terrible plate pun?

Dish one.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Ray Rice Jokes More Ray Rice Jokes

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.