How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!