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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude