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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

What do I look like?

A typewriter

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man