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How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

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What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)