You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)
They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Thanks for the mammaries!
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
