What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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Help! I'm melting!

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Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs.... YOUR MOM.

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And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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The Daily Express.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!