What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

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Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

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What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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Help! My pocket's been picked!

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

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