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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!