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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

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