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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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How about her mom?

Has she said anything

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!