What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries