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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!