What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Breastfeed Jokes More Breastfeed Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!