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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

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What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner