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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights?

None. There are no there.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....