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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done