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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

Don't feed it!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.