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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.