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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Ping Pong Jokes More Ping Pong Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

Ping pong.