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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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What do you call a Chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.