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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters.

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Ping Pong Jokes More Ping Pong Jokes

What do you call a Chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong