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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

Ping Pong Jokes More Ping Pong Jokes

What do you call a Chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

Ping pong.