Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

Why has Hot Topic's sales revenue gone down?

Because the marketing department cuts itself.

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

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What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

Ping pong.