Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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What lands first?

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What sound does a doorbell make in China?

Ping pong.