How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.