Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
How many did it take last year
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
Batman's Parents.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
It was stumped.
Exactly the same.
The roof is on fire.
Cause I turn on the hoes