April Sale - 20% Off

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Previous Random Joke Next

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.