What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

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What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.