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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)