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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.