How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.